Ahhahahaha..gotta love Jack Handey, right?! Aaaaand enchiladas...and God :) Anyway, the pressure is on. People now KNOW about this blog. Now my stories need to be interesting! With maybe a little humor or inspiration thrown in for good measure. Am I up to the challenge? Heck yeah! But instead of stressing out about making every blog post AMAZING...I'm going to make cheat sheets. So today, here is my funny cheat sheet. You can refer here when I don't write something funny, cuz these jokes are guaranteed, GUARANTEED to make ya laugh! Well...they make me laugh :)
Why do golfers where 2 pairs of pants?
-In case they get a "hole in one"!
Why are stoplights red?
-Well, you'd be red, too, if you got caught changing in an intersection!
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
-He was looking for Pooh!
Why did the man run around his bed?
-Because he wanted to catch up on his sleep!
2 cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and says "this tastes kinda funny"
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Why the long face"
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?
-He's alright now!
Two muffins are baking in the oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The other says, "Holy smokes!!! A talking muffin!"
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
-No eye deer
Why was the calendar depressed?
- Because its days were numbered
Why don't they play cards in the jungle?
-Because there are too many cheetahs!
What did the tree say to the mountain?
-Stop peaking at me
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